Funny Clown Jokes

What is a cats' favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Mice crispies

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!

What has 6 eyes and 6 legs?
A: six pirates.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A:No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A:Still, no idear.